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Love Games

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Gomez had it on lockdown.

Gomez knew the score.

Gomez had his heart fucked with 7 more times than he feels comfortable with, which means he has had his heart fucked with 13 times,

which means his comfort level of how much he can take the heart break without sweating it too much would be 6.

Gomez should be explore other options such as love making with a tree

Ralph yells, “quench my thirst, fuck my tree!”

Gomez fucks Ralphs’ tree.

Fetus.

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Naked Turkey

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Nicholas Cage

Has rage

His wage

As a moving picture actor

Is high

Poor guy

Wont make a classic like adaptation again

Rich guy

Has dollaz

He might star in another classic

Where he’s sweaty and weird.

Too bad he’s currently broke and his manager took all of hiz dollazzz.

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Flower of Danger

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Bees buzzing around the flower of danger

Bees buzzing around the flower of danger

Busy Bees

Mind your own fucking beeswax!

Fucking stay the fuck out,

God, what the hell is your problem?

I try to keep things under wraps

And you go ahead and tell the press about EVERYTHING!

What is your deal dawg?

What is your fuckin deal?

Don’t you know what mind your own beeswax means????

Arregeno Oil is good for your genitals.

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Zatek Monkey

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forcefeed agendas

forcefeed forceheeb forcegreed forcesmee forcey shut up!

I’m done with being a coke lawer, Im ripping off my tie and feeding it to the horses.

I’m tired of being a number, maaaaaaaan.

I’m tired of being a Marzist Libejal.

Aztek Cookie@3

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Omlet Dingleberry

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Natural

Grasshopper

Hopping along hopeing for schlong

Hopeing for a roofie

Roofie me sideways!

Xylophone Experimentationnnnnnnn!!!!!!

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:O) aka Happy Face (with big Nose)

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I’m happy.

I’m real glad.

I’m super pumped man.

I’m joyous.

I really am lifted buddy.

I’m great.

No really, I’m awesome.

Super Smiles all around~

So ecstatic

I’m good

Good to go…

I’m good, ok?

I…I…I’m fine.

Just alright….

I’m not fucking good at all

FUCK YOU

AHHH! I hate my life

FUCK EVERYBODY

FUUUUUCCCCKKKKK!
I’m not FUCKING OK

Not fucking ok at fucking at all

You made my bubble burst all over the place

My bubble juice is everywhere

I fucked it all up!!!!]

I’m a fuckup

Im fucked

Fuck

Fu

F

Sorry.

Alright, I feel much better

I got it out of my system

I’m ok

No really, thank you for asking

I’m good to go

I’m good

I’m happy.

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Antler Helmet

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What is this?

A ricecake rebellion?

The ricecakes are rebelling against us?

The ricecakes are getting revenge?

Forrrr what….?

What did we ever do to the ricecakes????

You know what FUCK THE RICECAKES!!!!

Let’s get ‘em…

Grab your pitchforks!

Grab your staplers!

Staple them to death

Antler…

…Helmet

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Sacrifice the Lamb, it’s EVIL, Get rid of its remains, Get rid of its SOUL!!!

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Nighshades.

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Whitney Houston

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Whitney Denton

Whitney San Antonio

Antonio Banderras

Has sex with Mellanie Griffith

She’s gotten too much plastic surgery

I wonder what she looks like now

Just checked google pics

She looks like a disaster

I bet Antonio bandarres is having sex with someone else

He looks great

She looks terrible

He can do a lot better

They must love each other…a lot

Cuz her looks have gone out the window

Way out the fuggin’ window

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My Soul Is a Dying Animal

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Container Pyramid.

9 dimensional ration

forward motion Sir Cum Friends

Xerxes never had an opportunity to drum solo

Alignment with the spirits of Egypt

Pyramid Scheme

Bernie Madoff.

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