Posted by Sam on October 12, 2010 – 8:45 am
Gomez had it on lockdown.
Gomez knew the score.
Gomez had his heart fucked with 7 more times than he feels comfortable with, which means he has had his heart fucked with 13 times,
which means his comfort level of how much he can take the heart break without sweating it too much would be 6.
Gomez should be explore other options such as love making with a tree
Ralph yells, “quench my thirst, fuck my tree!”
Gomez fucks Ralphs’ tree.
Fetus.
Posted by Sam on March 1, 2010 – 12:00 pm
Nicholas Cage
Has rage
His wage
As a moving picture actor
Is high
Poor guy
Wont make a classic like adaptation again
Rich guy
Has dollaz
He might star in another classic
Where he’s sweaty and weird.
Too bad he’s currently broke and his manager took all of hiz dollazzz.
Posted by Sam on February 27, 2010 – 12:00 pm
Bees buzzing around the flower of danger
Bees buzzing around the flower of danger
Busy Bees
Mind your own fucking beeswax!
Fucking stay the fuck out,
God, what the hell is your problem?
I try to keep things under wraps
And you go ahead and tell the press about EVERYTHING!
What is your deal dawg?
What is your fuckin deal?
Don’t you know what mind your own beeswax means????
Arregeno Oil is good for your genitals.
Posted by Sam on February 25, 2010 – 9:10 pm
forcefeed agendas
forcefeed forceheeb forcegreed forcesmee forcey shut up!
I’m done with being a coke lawer, Im ripping off my tie and feeding it to the horses.
I’m tired of being a number, maaaaaaaan.

I’m tired of being a Marzist Libejal.
Aztek Cookie@3
Posted by Sam on February 25, 2010 – 1:35 pm
Natural
Grasshopper
Hopping along hopeing for schlong
Hopeing for a roofie
Roofie me sideways!
Xylophone Experimentationnnnnnnn!!!!!!
Posted by Sam on February 23, 2010 – 12:00 pm
I’m happy.
I’m real glad.
I’m super pumped man.
I’m joyous.
I really am lifted buddy.
I’m great.
No really, I’m awesome.
Super Smiles all around~
So ecstatic
I’m good
Good to go…
I’m good, ok?
I…I…I’m fine.
Just alright….
I’m not fucking good at all
FUCK YOU
AHHH! I hate my life
FUCK EVERYBODY
FUUUUUCCCCKKKKK!
I’m not FUCKING OK
Not fucking ok at fucking at all
You made my bubble burst all over the place
My bubble juice is everywhere
I fucked it all up!!!!]
I’m a fuckup
Im fucked
Fuck
Fu
F
Sorry.
Alright, I feel much better
I got it out of my system
I’m ok
No really, thank you for asking
I’m good to go
I’m good
I’m happy.
Posted by Sam on February 21, 2010 – 12:00 pm
What is this?
A ricecake rebellion?
The ricecakes are rebelling against us?
The ricecakes are getting revenge?
Forrrr what….?
What did we ever do to the ricecakes????
You know what FUCK THE RICECAKES!!!!
Let’s get ‘em…
Grab your pitchforks!
Grab your staplers!
Staple them to death
Antler…
…Helmet
Posted by Sam on February 16, 2010 – 1:06 am
Whitney Denton
Whitney San Antonio
Antonio Banderras
Has sex with Mellanie Griffith
She’s gotten too much plastic surgery
I wonder what she looks like now
Just checked google pics
She looks like a disaster
I bet Antonio bandarres is having sex with someone else
He looks great
She looks terrible
He can do a lot better
They must love each other…a lot
Cuz her looks have gone out the window
Way out the fuggin’ window
Posted by Sam on February 16, 2010 – 1:00 am
Container Pyramid.
9 dimensional ration
forward motion Sir Cum Friends
Xerxes never had an opportunity to drum solo
Alignment with the spirits of Egypt
Pyramid Scheme
Bernie Madoff.
