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Lafayette, LA

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Lafayette, LA 7/30/10

So at roughly 5am, with little to no sleep from the previous night either, we decided to drive straight to Lafayette. Sam powered through. It was such a struggle and I tried to stay awake to mentally and emotionally support his currently life situation, but at 7am everything became harder. We pulled up to 413 General Mouton at about 8am and hobbled into the back door of the house. Kelsey, Spencer, and Stephen were nice enough to leave their backdoor open and have a bunch of dirty strangers come stay at their house. We got woken up by parents and people who we’ve never met before at 11am and it was awesome. Although most times that situation would prove to ackward, everyone was really friendly and understanding of our currently plight of filth and no sleep. Dad jams happened in the other room and we left to get some coffee. Sam had a toaster situation at the coffee shop, granted it was a really hard toaster to use. Help was called in, and after a bit of struggle he finally got the toasted bagel he rightfully deserved.

Now to break here for a second,

I love Lafayette and will make it a point to stop there any chance we get. Its a really awesome town that has many lovable characters, you just want to collect them all. Im just going to break this post down into shootouts and band reviews in a rough chronological order.

Holy Shit, Fuck Yeah Fest.

Michael Gauthier (Goat) – Although he probably didn’t know what he was doing at all, this man has heart and loves him some music. He put together an awesome bill, when everything else fell through for us in Lafayette.

Ian Guirdoz – Also a staple of the Lafayette cast of characters. Although Michael took the stoner approach to organizing the festival (which I can get down with sometimes) Ian took the high strung approach. Both are valid approaches and the conversations I had with both fine gentlemen provided for solid entertainment. All in all, the ying and yang of these two brohammers balances out quite nicely. I wish Ian’s band ImagineIam could’ve played, but a time will soon come where i get to see them.

Max Binet – This guy is awesome, and such a character. Although sometimes a crabby old man on the outside, Max has a ton of heart for supporting music and I know deep down he’s a big sludge metal teddy bear. Great person, and musician. i’ll get to his cast of characters/band mates in a second.

Bands!!!!!!

  • Honeypillow – There couldn’t have been a better opening band for the whole festival. These guys make cassia jams so hard, it just pulls at my heart because it hits so close to home. i’ve had many nights of making music very similar to what they do, and having a blast with friends while doing it. I would say they are a cross between Tenacious D and the Unicorns with a very deadpan approach.

  • Female Demand – I’ve known Bradley and Jon for a while now, and have seen over a handful of shows. I will always appreciate what these guys are going for, but this set was by far the best I’ve seen from them. They started the set off with two new songs that we’re pretty mind-blowing. Their opening had Bradley rocking the shit out of the maraca and Jon screaming backups, two things which I’ve never seen from either member. After seeing that set, i am really excited to hear what these guys have in store for the future.

  • Gull – As Nate set up his equipment, I got the feeling more and more that he was going to be really awesome. Everything about his set up (fur coated kickdrum, tribal mask with mic inside) really fit his personality. While talking with him after his set, it all really made sense. Gull rocks more instruments at once than most people approach in a lifetime. He sings warm vocals, while taping guitar with one hand and playing the drums with the other. It really is a sight to see, and I highly recommend checking him out any chance you can get. Nate and his tourmate were both really kind people and I hope we can run into them sometime again.

Sidebar: We have known Caddywhompus for sometime now as well. I love these guys, really and truly. I think Sean and Chris are some of kindest people and amazing musicians. I have the utmost respect for both of them and know Caddy will be always doing great things.

So we had the idea of trading off songs and doing a versus set. With most bands we wouldn’t ever be into this sort of thing, but I knew it would work well with Caddywhompus. To be totally honest I was a little nervous about the whole thing before we started since I would consider Caddywhompus to be one of the better bands we’ve shared the stage with. Once we started though I couldn’t have had a better time. It was the most fun I’ve had playing any show in a long time. Trading off songs and just feeding off of the energy of the crowd and our friends will go down as a highlight of this tour. In total I think our combined set was about an hour and fifteen minutes of brain explosion. Our last songs were bridged with a Caddywhompus/Zorch noise jam and it worked beautifully. A video of this may or may not be posted in the future.

  • B L A C K I E- Ok, we’re doing this short tour with Michael and I had heard his music on the internet and just knew deep down that he would be awesome live. We had to miss him in Houston so this was the first time i had seen him do his thing. Let me tell you this. B L A C K I E    G O E S      H A R D.  i haven’t seen someone put that much passion and heart into a fifteen minute set in a really long time. The only way to really experience it is to see him do it live. Its irresistible to feed off the energy of his performance and by the end of his set the crowd had broken into a chaotic mess of a dance party.

Michael LaCour might be a personal hero of mine, kind and quiet on the outside, once this man hits the stage he doesn’t hold anything back.

  • Wildfires- They might be my favorite band in whatever convoluted metal genre you can come up with. I don’t know my subcategories of norwegian black metal as well as you know… metal guys, but this band satisfies every need I have in my heart for heavy music. After B L A C K I E had worked up the crowd once Wildfires started total mayhem erupted. At one point someone made a running jump off the back of a couch, landed with his feet on another guys shoulders and propelled his face into the ground. it was one of the craziest things I’ve seen go down at a house show ever.

Someone lost a tooth, and all in all it was an amazing set.

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It was super awesome just hanging out one the porch of the house with some of my favorite musicians, and we gathered a strong crew to go eat Thai food. The waitress made fun of everyone for being pansy’s and said the “balding one” had sweat the most. After Thai we went back to the “Commune.”

This is an awesome little spot in Lafayette that makes me feel like we went camping in cottages. Big thanks to our friend John from Wildfires for letting us stay by house, and as a group we dispersed into a plethora of houses around the commune.

All in all, Lafayette… A+

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Houston, TX

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Houston, TX 7/29/10

After packing up the van and saying goodbye to our 3 new kittens…. yeah thats right, three kittens.

We found them in separate car engines after the last tour

The Captain making new friends

We began our journey to Houston. We got to Walters at around 7 and began to set up to play the “Hater Magazine show.” Life was a bit confusing, because we didn’t know what time we had to start, and if we were playing a warehouse afterparty or not. These things were cleared up shortly. Our teddy bear of a friend, Eric Dean, had us play first and it was actually a blast. Although at first there was basically no one in the room, by the end we were having a solid dance party. New friends, good times.

We hung around Houston for a couple hours, ate some solid Cuban food, went to a wine bar, and were harassed by the tie dye taco guy. We made our way to the afterparty early and slept/journeyed into abandon middle class apartment areas. Once some cars began to show up we got to hang out with our new friends in MUHAMMADALI and The Midnight Ghost Train.The show finally started at 3am when the guys with the PA arrived.  Midnight Ghost Train kicked things off with a slightly questionable improv set with the rapper Zeale. Zeale was pretty good, but the music they made behind him came dangerously close to nu-metal stylings crossed with white people blues. This is why, once Zeale finished and they actually started I was rather surprised. To start things off they covered “John the Revelator” acapella, and it couldn’t have been much more awesome. We were all set up to play next and by the time Midnight Ghost train finished it was roughly 4am.  One of the bands from in town wanted to play next because some of their friends were there to see them, we wanted to play next so we wouldn’t have to start at 6am. We ended not playing and packing up all our gear at around 4am. Eric Dean was super awesome and threw us some gas money anyways, I can tell he’s a great person.

afterparty in the kitchen

awesome afterparty spot

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Austin, TX tour kickoff!

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Austin, Tx 7/28/10

Kickoff show was fun, and it was great to see a bunch of friendly faces out to support our journey. Necklace of Heads kicked it off with a two song set that was pretty awesome. their first song consisted of just the bassist and guitarists making noise oceans. After 10 minutes or so the drummer and the other guitarist got on stage and made epic stoner jams. The last five minutes of their set sounded to me like the way most people end the last five seconds of a song, except forever. Which I enjoyed at first, questioned it about 3 minutes in, and then was sold again at 4 to 5 minutes in. Guards were up next and we’re so loud it actually startled most. San Antonio has some sweet things coming out of it, and this would be one of the things I’d group into that category. Sweet that is, the category of sweet.

A couple other people in the San Antone catergory of sweet….

This Horn of Afrika – who just released an excellent 3 ep collection that you can get here!

Ill Prospekt - who have tons of awesome stuff, and provided the best theramin solo I’ve ever seen live. Sorry Octopus Project, Travis used a dildo to solo.

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Austin, TX tour prep

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Austin, TX

In preparing for tour life was a bit of a struggle. Van issues, computer problems, Wurlitzer failures. Our friends came through and we ended up having an awesome time getting ready. In the weeks leading up to tour we had the most epic art party ever, played a plethora of jumpy castle shows and screen printed over 200 shirts.

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Dogs and Old Hippies

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We arrived in Henderson around 4:00 am and were greated with the pleasent suprise of a huge country home at our disposal. Everyone got to stay in their own room and comfort was had on all accounts.

I slept until 3 and woke up to 3 very pleasent old hippies and 3 very pleasent dogs. In another life this seems like the kind of place that I would like to spend a long time in. The house is somewhat of an artists community. A professor from New Orleans owns the house and keeps an open door to friendly faces.

Begining the trek to Houma was a very unique visual experience. We got off the highway and entered into an america that is so southern it seems a bit foreign. Backroads weaved inbetween dilapitated country homes and the sky warned of a storm to come.

We went in to Houma with the goal of “lets blow some hicks mind.” We achieved this goal even before playing a note. As we drove around the one way streets and over rivers in Houma we had to pull over and ask a bouncer at a local bar for directions. This bouncer had less teeth then I have eyeballs, and informed us that he hadn’t slept in 2 days. He asked our band name, we told him. He looked at us in disbelief, and then called his friends over. Then he asked us our band name again.

The boxer and the barrel was a disappointment only in the fact that as I entered and asked the door girls where the rats were they look at me with question marks on their faces. They assumed this was some strange way of flirtation. I could only be so cleaver. Everything else about the night was a success. We played after Hat Talk and even though Sam’s headset mic failed he succeded at signing with a regular microphone and stand. Once we finished up Cape of the Matador took the stage and gave me exactly what I needed. Loud, awesome, slow nerosis/harvey milk style metal. The night wound down and chaos began to take house of our band of travelers. The rest of the bar came back with us to the house we stayed at. Quote of the night…

“Fuck you and your whole family, Im not really saying that, but Im pretty close.” – Jon (after a covert attack on his testicles)

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Paul Grey dies in Lafayette

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First things first, we pull into town and quiet our radio to figure out what the guy in the Jeep next to us was listening to. Disturbed was the first guess, Sam then narrowed it down to Godsmack. We rushed through the downtown of Lafayette because multiple things needed to get fixed at the music shop and we were racing against the clock. Keith at the Lafayette Music Center and Frank at Scotts drum shop both refreshed our faith in humanity. Everything got fixed free and we went to eat at Chungkings. The waitress was rude to cory and we got 3 fortune cookies which speeled out “peach moustache friend” or “friend peach moustach” depending on how you wanna look at it.

We met our new friend Max Binet at his house and cleared up the mystery of the “phone answering service” house next door. After calling the number listed on the side of the house, they do in fact answer phones.

Lafayette was like an awesome house party in a little bar. We pulled the couches outside and crunched everyone into the tiny room. Outside couch topics ranged from Sam’s name for beanies, the correct pronounciation of Heymann st., and Paul Grey’s death. Inside Hat Talk started the night off with hard hitting post-rock stylings. After we played Come and Conquer took the stage and brought me right back to my midwestern booking/promotion roots. There is something to be said about such a mixed lineup in a small town. This something is that I love it, good things.We both felt right at home and couldn’t have asked for a better experience in Lafayette.

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The Smelliest Load Out Ever

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The amount of talent at Houston’s show was disproportionate to the audience attendance. Once up the stairs and into the hidden backroom at the Mink, all in all it was a great spot. Giant Battle Monster was proggy prog to the max, and Im usually opposed to such things, but the talent of the band outweighed my apprehensions. I sat thouroughly enteretained. Cory Brim kept the small audience mesmerized. Set up in a dark corner he created ambient sound scapes that fit the mood and atmosphere of the room perfectly. Our set consisted of a couple live disco remixes aka super fast versions of Zut Alore and Circumcision. Despite all the technical difficulties it was a great time.

We left in search of a mansion.

While creeping through the fancies neigborhoods of Houston in reverse at 3 am everyone wowed at the houses like watching fireworks on acid. We had to covertly sneak into a guest bedroom. Upon awaking there were four excelent things

1.puppies , 2. awesome showers, 3. hot tubs, 4. the fanciest of coffee makers.

Great place to stay, big thanks to Ben and Mercedes.

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Day 3

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Me Hungy.

Although this experience is quite interesting.

Eduardo Waffle.

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I’m trying to liberate your inner S&M fetish

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Let’s go to Church instead.

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Roaring Victim

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Geddy Leeeeeeeee,

Fuckin’ Gedddddy Leeeeee mannnna

Pscyhelogical Xerox Fujitochdurs 

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Pungent Odor from the Victim 

Disorderly Construct changes queef howls.

Don’t tell me about Cougars

I know how much bacon is in involved in supposotory building intakes

Lewq warm

New Quaizar.

Cuntestablishment off the “Coniferous” record
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